Worst Celebrity Accessories:
#1. A paper cup. Think of a true fashion and beauty ICON. Would they be caught dead carrying a huge 25cent cardboard coffee cup with them everywhere they went…while wearing couture? No. I am a coffee addict, but I don’t feel the need to carry it with me 24/7. I hope no one thinks that a Starbuck’s cup in their hand is a status symbol….. get a life! I will say, it seems to act more like a security blanket.
#2. Your dog. I love dogs, but I don’t feel the need to carry one with me everywhere I go! First off, why do they take it for granted that everyone is okay with their puppy being around? I, for one, am highly allergic and will have breathing problems within 20 minutes. I adore pets, I really do..but to schelp your doggie everywhere may not be appropriate. Once again, a security blanket thing.
#3. Your mom. You are a grown woman and your mom in every pap’s photo is ridicules. At times it feels a bit too “mama wants the spotlight”. Don’t think you’re fooling anyone, you’re a fame seeker living off your children….Kris. If paparazzi’s were more intelligent, they would only seek out the parents of starlets….Im talking to you Audrina Patridge’s mother. Drunk and foul mouthed. Nice. Star’s families can really mess up their PR and become famous for being bawdy parents…Lohan’s.
Class instead of trash. Thanks.
That is all. Happy Friday!